So...ummm...speech...yeah....about that....

Wasn't speech day the greatest? Seriously, though, many of the speeches were interesting as they covered a wide array of topics from summer vacations to rubik's cubes (which I remember solving simply by peeling of the stickers and reapplying them). Following the speeches were also the most interesting if not off the wall and in such a quantity that they could have been perceived as a stall tactic. I loved the Q&A part though, simply because of the funny questions and answers. Overall, the speech day was fun, if not dreadful.

My speech on the other hand was a pitiful utter piece of crap...which you can witness in the uploaded file below. It was scary, wrong, and just outright bad, lacking any sense of coherency or flow. Oh well... at least I tried (doesn't really show). At least it's over... that's always a relief.

Anyways, set your standards really low before listening to the speech. I find that it sound much better after three shots of vodka or so. Earmuffs may also help as would setting your computer to mute. In fact, I completely recommend against listening to it at all. But if you insist on listening to it, remember, the more alcohol you have in your system, the better...